Coffee Friday, and grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!!!?

Question

Coffee Friday, Folks!!! I am walking on Sunshine.....literally. Every few steps, I inadvertently click my heels together. Ramo for president!!!

Here are a few Friday goofy questions:

1) If Brian Gionta and Martin St. Louis got into a fight...the winner would be?

2) You visited you mother for Christmas (if she is not alive, sorry) and you find her having “relations” with a NHL player. Let say the ice skates are hanging on the doorknob. lol. What player would you prefer to come out of the bedroom, smoking a cigarette?

3) If you got into a really nasty bar fight, where bottles are being broken on the edge of the bar to be used as weapons......what dirty fighter of the NHL would you like to be your back-up?

4) If you were hired to be the new "organ player" at you local arena, would you play the same tunes, or would you throw some new musical numbers into the mix? I am feeling In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida would be appropriate.


Happy Friday, boys and girls!!!

Answer 1

1) Midget Wrestling fans



2) Oh my eyes, it burns. You'll go to hell for this question Haley.



3) My back-up? Can I ask for the Van Doos?



4) First we'd have to get a Moog sythesizer to replace the organ, then maybe I'd play some Rick Wakeman or ELP or Deep Purple and to switch off from the psychadelic some bluesy things like Fats Waller and such. Would be nice to hear some things you don't normally hear.



Simple suggestion for the troll who thinks they are fighting the anti-violence war: Midol; buy a case.

Answer 2

Happy Coffee Friday!



1) Hmm. That's a toughy. I'm going to take a stab and say Gionta.



2) My mom is way too busy to have relations with my stepdad, let alone anyone else. If I have to pick someone...geez, I really don't know!



3) Steve Ott. My second choice, if he's still a fighter like he was when he was with the Stars, would be John Erskine.



4) I'd play whatever the heck I wanted!

Answer 3

1) Both, since the crowd would die from boredom.



2) If I had to choose, Chris Chelios.



3) I'd want either Bob Probert or Joe Kocer.



4) You gotta throw In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in there. It just wouldn't be awesome organ music without it. I'd also try to figure out how to play Fuel by Metalica on that thing.



Add: I gonna be kicking myself all day if I don't at least mention Crazy Train.



HOORAY BASS PEDALS!



Added: Andrew V should be DQ'd for even mentioning Living La Vida Loca.

Answer 4

1) Gionta, I'm Italian so therefore I have to pull for the meatball



2) Since my dad is not an NHL player I will say Chris Chelios, because me madre is old and the thought of a young buck would piss me off.



3) Ha, this is a tough one. I am trying answer these questions using active players so I say Darcy Tucker because he has an uncanny resemblance to Charles Manson.



4) I would mix and match with my prize hit being "Living La Vida Loca"

Answer 5

1)Gionta- Marty is too busy touching up his suntan



2) Do I have to?? OK, then Gary Howatt; my mom is only 5'1" and he's short and feisty too.



3) The tag team of Tiger Williams and Bob Probert, who else? I want the best behind me(and in front of me too!)



4) Kiss, Rush, Rainbow, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Ted Nugent(play "Free For All" during every fight), Queen, and some Suicidal Tendencies(just for a change of pace)



Have a great rest of day all!

Answer 6

happy coffee Friday! a million) Hmm. it quite is a toughy. i pass to take a stab and say Gionta. 2) My mom is a few distance too busy to have family members with my stepdad, no longer to show everyone else. If I ought to %. somebody...geez, i for my section do no longer be attentive to! 3) Steve Ott. My 2d selection, if he continues to be a fighter like he grow to be whilst he grow to be with the celebs, could be John Erskine. 4) i could play regardless of the heck i needed!

Answer 7

I want to know how you get Paul Coffey to visit every Friday!



1) St. Louis. If we can get Satan to play for New Jersey, why can't he play for the Blues?

2) Sadly, she was killed by the 1994 baseball strike, so she's got Rocket Richard(?)

3) Jamal Mayers

4) Cha-Cha Slide, Part 2?

Answer 8

1) I would put my money on St. Louis. Gionta hasn't impressed me in any way.



2) Bobby Orr. Then she could at least say she has sex with God.



3) Chara. I guess the fight would stop the minute thy saw my backup!



4) I'd mix it up. Maybe some Spanish flamenco stuff?

Answer 9

1) Fight i thought they just got 2 min delay of game each...



2) Sadly any would be an upgrade from who she married to now.... but he better not be smoking even i cant smoke anywhere near her.



3) Roy he knew how to throw down bar room style. though the fight would probably start between two of us.



4) well lets just say the sample of music would probably get me fired before the game is over

Answer 10

1. Probably Gionta



2. When I finish barfing, Danny Briere...cause he's way shorter than my mom, haha!



3. Not necessarily dirty, but Boogaard, and we could have matching "Tag Team June 23, 1982 babies" shirts.



4. "Bridge Over Troubled Water" and it would be the last slow song of the night. Between Neil and Emery.





Can we fight Sammy? No really dude, cut the ****. Nobody said you had to read anything on this forum.

Answer 11

1) Marty of course



2) Andre Roy. That would be hysterical.



3) Derek Boogard



4) I'd probably just stick with the old tunes; I can't play the piano at all.

Answer 12

1) hhmm...i would say....Gionta even though i like St.Louis better, i just dont see him winning a fight. but then again i never knew Crosby even knew how to throw a punch...

2/3)omg, please dont make me, please dont make me...DAMN IT!! fine fine i will pick one...Wade Belak..no wait, i dont want to dislike him, hes too funny. hmmm Derek Boogaard. that way there will be no bar fight where im involved :)

4) i would throw in a lot of my own tunes. hey you have to get the crown pumpin'!!



Happy Holidays!!~

Answer 13

1)AWWWW St. Louis is adorable but Gionta would win



2)Was Manon Rheaume in the NHL- just would be funny and awkward.



3)Chris Simon so he could help me curb someone.



4)Now when you say"organ player" you mean...;)

To REALLY ANSWER YOUR QUESTION(sorry your bit)anything by Pink Floyd to relax everyone between periods and then Metallica to start the period.I'm feelin it.

Answer 14

1) Certainly wouldn't be the hockey fan - that's one tustle I wouldn't want to see.



2) Maurice Richard (she'd be close to his age)



3) I can't say - but I know several NHL players who were mean uncontrollable drunks



4) They'd all be hearing my Sunday best along with a Bing or Perry tune in the mix.

Answer 15

1) Brian Gionta



2) Barnaby... so I can smash his head in when he's not looking...



3) Chris Simon... a guy his size, I'd feel pretty safe and confident... plus he's crazy...



4) stick with the routine... but throw somthing in once in a while...



Happy Holidays...

Answer 16

1) gionta

2) dont wana think about it

3) not sure

4 same songs

Answer 17

haahahahahahhahahhaha



oh Friday......

Answer 18

arranging fights, bar fights with broken bottles? do you people ever think about the words you use, or what you enjoy?