Goal: The annoying guy from the Canadian Tire commercials
Left defence: The Friendly Giant
Right defence: Mr. Dressup
Left wing: Bullwinkle
Centre: Marg Delahunty
Right wing: PM Harper...oh wait, he's real. He just seems fictional. uhm..Darcy Tucker. He's fictional isn't he? oh wait, that's his skill that's fictional. Oh crap, you said BEST starting six? ok, I'll start over...